make me choose: anonymous asked cheerleader elena, bonnie, or caroline

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  aw babe  tvd

I’m filling out this little post for SkyeWard I have to I mean look at it

• who quotes twilight at the other person

Ward still thinks that Twilight refers to a time of day.  Skye calls him Edward Cullen once when he’s brooding and he doesn’t get it at all.  Also, he once gives Skye a whole thing about how he’s dangerous and she shouldn’t be with him and she laughs for five solid minutes and he has no idea why and at one point she just touches his cheek and goes “you’re pale white and ice cold” before dissolving into laugher again 

•who appreciates cat videos more

Skye loves cat videos, but once she starts showing them to Ward he gets really weirdly attached to them.  Like, he loves kittens.  They warm his heart in ways he did not expect. And look, Skye, it’s on a roomba!  Look at it’s little face!  And Skye just kisses him on the cheek because god Ward you’re so disgusting I can’t stand it

•who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine

Well this depends b/c Ward grew up in early 90s so I’m not sure there were gamestops, really?  I want to say that he worked in a video game store, though. And this is when he had just gotten hot, and no one really understood why he was working there, but it was mainly so he could get his younger brother stuff at a discount?  But girls from school came in a lot trying to talk to him and he was always like “so wait do you want to buy mario 64” and they never did

they never did

•who lets the other person win in ticklefights

Ward lets Skye win.  He’s not actually all that ticklish but he pretends for her, because it means that she’s touching him and any time she’s touching him he’s happy.

•who chews on their pencil
Skye chews on pens, not pencils, and she does it when she’s working on a computer, and Ward doesn’t even understand why she has a pen if she’s on a freaking computer?  But she still has one, right there in her mouth, chewing on it, and he’s not staring but she’s wasting pens, you know, it’s a damn waste of pens

•who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

This is literally the most Grant Ward sentence I’ve ever read in my life so

also Skye is an orphan and thus has no grandparents

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Half super hero/Half private eye
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nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
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hovicks:

erica you can’t just call you packmates losers

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hovicks:

erica you can’t just call you packmates losers

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Agents of SHIELD Family Road Trip (like a vacation or something)
- neonprodigy

agentvictoriahand:

"Well, shit," Skye says, throwing her legs over Fitz and Jemma in the back seat, "we forgot Ward at the gas station."

Phil exhales through his teeth and raises his eyes heavenward. 

"God dammit," he says. "God dammit."

"We have to go back for him," Melinda says. 

"We need to be in California by tomorrow morning, and it’s six in the evening," Phil says. "We’re in the middle of Texas, I have no idea where on earth we are, and Ward’s a trained specialist, he’ll be fine—”

"He has the snacks," Fitz pipes up.

Phil exhales again.

"God dammit," he repeats. "God fucking dammit.”

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Wolfhard Falls: the Passion of the Wolfhard

wolfhard-falls:

today in the scenic town of Wolfhard Falls:

  • tender moments shared: Lance and Zoe, Lance and Wolfhard (I…I guess?), Zoe and Chloe, Lance and Chloe, Lance and Aurora, there is literally no character that Lance hasn’t had weird sexual tension with 
  • home runs scored: Lance and Zoe, Zoe and Chloe, Wolfhard and Wolfhard’s dominant hand
  • Aurora apparently hangs around the roller rink on the reg
  • Wolfhard and Chloe team up, and Wolfhard no longer has to sacrifice a bunch of cats
  • The roller rink is kind of gross and has no working electricity. 
  • Zoe and Lance work for opposing dark entities (Squid Satan and ????), and are enthusiastically recruiting at cross-purposes.
  • Everyone wants to recruit Aurora to their cause. Because she’s pretty. 
  • Lance Hardball got pegged on the bleachers in full view of the 9th grade PE class but he’s still popular because he’s comfortable with his sexuality and people dig confidence
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i live for your skyeward meta/headcanons/fics they are great
- Anonymous

thank you! i’m glad you enjoy them :)

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eggsaladstain:

Your world is in the balance and you bargain for one man. 

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